Here are some events that have taken place in our household today:
(the names have been withheld to protect the guilty!)
1. Looking outside just in time to see one of my boys with his pants and underwear off sitting himself down in the middle of the sand box...bare bottom and all!
2. Hearing a voice in the backseat say, 'Look, Mom!' as I turn around and see him pull something out of his toes. As I say, 'What is that?' He says, 'I eat it!!' and proceeds to promptly eat it. I still have no clue if we were dealing with toe fuzz, a toenail, etc...
3. Confiscating the charcoal that the boys found and were painting each other with and then proceeding to happily eat. Black teeth, black tongues, and all....saying how good it was!
4. Cleaning up the kitchen from lunch while wondering where the boys were to hear the shower start running...yes, they were both standing in the bathtub fully clothed at this point in time.
5. Watching one of my boys be extremely talented as he 'multi-tasked' and picked his nose and sucked his thumb at the same time...with the same hand, mind you!
6. Dealing with 9 (yes, NINE!) individual events of someone going #2! No, we're not sick...just good systems I guess.
7. Finding one of my boys covered from head to toe in Bath & Body Works Coconut Lime Verbena hand soap. (I do not have much luck with B&B Works...this is after we had to call a plumber last week to come and 'unplug' the toilet because one of the boys flushed an entire metal can of B&B Works air freshener down the toilet. In case you're wondering...they do flush and make it all the way thru the pipes!)
8. Looking outside to see one of my boys with his pants and underwear down (again!) going to the bathroom with a steady stream that his brother was happily playing in. They were both laughing hysterically and having the time of their lives!!
I know what you're thinking...if you ever see us coming, you're going to cross to the other side of the street. I would too!! There's no telling what might get slung, thrown, sneezed, or splattered all over you!
I know what else you're thinking...I should be nominated for the 'most negligent mother of the year' award. In my defense, these boys are FAST! If you ever have any mischievous tasks that you need performed, these are your men!! They can do these acts in the blink of an eye!!
As dirty, grimy, gross, and hilarious as these boys can be at times, they are precious to me and I couldn't adore them more!! Thank you, Lord, for these HILARIOUS bundles of joy that keep me on my toes, keep me laughing, and keep me tired!! And now, I am off to give 3 baths that are probably the most deserved baths in all of Arkansas tonight!!
3. Confiscating the charcoal that the boys found and were painting each other with and then proceeding to happily eat. Black teeth, black tongues, and all....saying how good it was!
4. Cleaning up the kitchen from lunch while wondering where the boys were to hear the shower start running...yes, they were both standing in the bathtub fully clothed at this point in time.
5. Watching one of my boys be extremely talented as he 'multi-tasked' and picked his nose and sucked his thumb at the same time...with the same hand, mind you!
6. Dealing with 9 (yes, NINE!) individual events of someone going #2! No, we're not sick...just good systems I guess.
7. Finding one of my boys covered from head to toe in Bath & Body Works Coconut Lime Verbena hand soap. (I do not have much luck with B&B Works...this is after we had to call a plumber last week to come and 'unplug' the toilet because one of the boys flushed an entire metal can of B&B Works air freshener down the toilet. In case you're wondering...they do flush and make it all the way thru the pipes!)
8. Looking outside to see one of my boys with his pants and underwear down (again!) going to the bathroom with a steady stream that his brother was happily playing in. They were both laughing hysterically and having the time of their lives!!
I know what you're thinking...if you ever see us coming, you're going to cross to the other side of the street. I would too!! There's no telling what might get slung, thrown, sneezed, or splattered all over you!I know what else you're thinking...I should be nominated for the 'most negligent mother of the year' award. In my defense, these boys are FAST! If you ever have any mischievous tasks that you need performed, these are your men!! They can do these acts in the blink of an eye!!
As dirty, grimy, gross, and hilarious as these boys can be at times, they are precious to me and I couldn't adore them more!! Thank you, Lord, for these HILARIOUS bundles of joy that keep me on my toes, keep me laughing, and keep me tired!! And now, I am off to give 3 baths that are probably the most deserved baths in all of Arkansas tonight!!
Happy (and dirty!) Wednesday everyone!!
**And here's a picture of sweet Noah...I definitely didn't want to leave him out of the mix although right now, he is still 'innocent until proven guilty'. Although, I have a feeling it will be no time at all before he is helping his brothers out with all their little 'tricks'. He definitely has some professionals to learn from!! :)
**And here's a picture of sweet Noah...I definitely didn't want to leave him out of the mix although right now, he is still 'innocent until proven guilty'. Although, I have a feeling it will be no time at all before he is helping his brothers out with all their little 'tricks'. He definitely has some professionals to learn from!! :)
3 comments:
OH MY WORD. I am rolling over here....totally laughing my head off. The peeing a steady stream while the other one played in it was what sent me over the edge!!!!!! :) HILARIOUS! All I have to say is...you deserve a raise!!! Tell Trey I said it! :) Although we both know your paycheck is not in money!!! Love ya and hope to see you soon!
That was awesome!! It made Clint and I both laugh out loud!! How wonderful that you document these things for them to one day read about. I think you win the INCREDIBLE MOM award for sure!
LOVE this post! Hysterical. You are literally the best boy Mom ever. Literally. I cannot wait to get Bo in the mix with your three. We MUST plan a visit soon. I love you friend...
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